Saturday, February 12, 2005

Some words of advice by John Updike...

Cousin dearest pops on this wasted Saturday. Unfunny things that sound so amusing follows him inside.
Cousin dearest: Need some money.
Me: What for?
Cousin dearest: Friends bought some good stuff (porn). Am 50 bucks short of happiness. (:P)
Me:You think I am gonna lend you money for that?
Porn lover: Come on ya! Dont waste my time.
Me: Kiss my ass
Freak (in all seriousness): Will i get the money if I do that?
ME: Argh! Fuck off!
Cousin dearest: ra***
I whacked him on his head an wrestled him to the floor. But hes too huge for me. Mom comes in but doesnt want to interfere. He gives up. She goes away.
Cousin dearest: Ill lend it to you...
Whacks him again.
Cousin dearest: You know you should be a little more human being like...
Me: Those who advice have whisky under their breath...
Cousin dearest: My dads a drunkard then.

We laugh. Saturday doesn't seem so bad now...shh...can see saturday looking at me with a angry glare.

9 Comments:

Blogger Citrus said...

i laughed out loud for that post :).. you do have a funny side. thak god :)

6:38 PM  
Blogger Citrus said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

7:08 PM  
Blogger firacub said...

For the first time i see u smilin kid. I feel happy for ya. Hey as per our mutual frenz contract(my new invetion) hehehe... u r supposed to pay a visit to muh blog once in a while. Feels nice to have u there. Neways hope you have many more beautiful Sats comin up. Enjoyyyy....


Peace,
Firacub.

8:22 PM  
Blogger Keshi said...

haha good one babeh!

Keshi.

11:24 AM  
Blogger firacub said...

Hey relax De.Ville. I think u just took my words in the wrong sense. That was just an intended pun. Visiting my blog is one's own wish. I wont and cant force anyone to do that buddy. No offence if u dont wanna comment on muh blog.


Peace,
Firacub.
P.S: Hope that u were in a good mood when u wrote that comment :)

7:22 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

Wat dat devile needs is a good spanking wid a hair brush !

her cousin too ...

8:41 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

and citrus,

wat u said to the de vile dat made her delete ???


tell me pleeeeezzzzz

10:35 PM  
Blogger Citrus said...

@saby- *winks at de.vile* i LIKE it ! =D

10:09 AM  
Blogger Dewdrop said...

u guys seem to be a merry bunch...keep smiling girl!

10:51 PM  

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